Los malos son la leche.

Los malos son la leche y no paran de darle vueltas al coco para sacarle las perras a alguien más tonto que ellos.

Correo del malo
Hace unos días recibí este correo que por supuesto no me creí, pero seguro que alguien ha picado. El texto está en inglés y dice:

VERY CONFIDENTIAL

Good Day,

I am Mr.David Natamo, Secretary to the Senior Credit Officer of BANK OF AFRICA (BOA) here in Burkina Faso.

Here is a 100% concealed and mutually profitable business proposal for you. After the United States and Iraqi war, our client Hatem Kamil Abdul Fatah who was the deputy governor of Baghdad in Iraq and also business man made a numbered a deposit with a value of (15M) FIFTEEN MILLION British Pounds only in our Bank here in Burkina Faso. We later found out that the Deputy Governor has been assasinated in Baghdad.The websites below is a proof and verification of the news about his death:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/world/middle_east/3970619.stm
http://www.uslaboragainstwar.org/article.php?id=6979

After further investigation, it was also discovered that Hatem Kamil Abdul Fatah did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of the fund. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Fifteen million British pounds is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. I will like you as a neutral person to stand in as the next of kin to Hatem Kamil Abdul Fatah so that you will be able to receive his funds with my assistance as the insider.

I want you to know that I have had everything planned out and i have done all the underground work of this business so that we come out successful.

All that is required from you now is for you to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that i can fix in your name as the NEXT OF KIN and send you an application letter which you will fill in and forward to the bank for the claim. There are no risks involved in the matter, in as much as you follow up my instructions and directives as an insider, we will achieve our aim.

Once the fund have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall share in the ratio of 60% for me, 30% for you and 10% for any expenses incurred during the course of this operation.If you are interested, please send me your private phone and fax numbers for easy communication,and i will provide you with more details of this transaction.

PLEASE RESPOND TO ME IMMEDIATELY.

Regards,

Mr.David Natamo

Cutre-Traducción del timo

El malo viene a decir: Soy un pez gordo de un banco en Burkina Faso, y te voy a hinchar de pasta (porque seguro que eres tonto- esto no lo dice).

Resulta que en un antiguo dirigente Irakí metió miles de millones en mi banco antes de que los americanos lo mataran.

Si no te lo crees mira las noticias que enlazo.

Yo soy el único que sabe esto. Como no dejó testamento, la pasta es para ti y para mi.

Solo tienes que darme todos tus datos, para decir que tu eres su nieto y nos repartimos la pasta. El 30% para tí y 60% para mí que soy el malo que se lo ha inventao.

Y luego si eso, yo ya te dejo pelao a tí (esto último tampoco lo dice).